Sunday, July 26, 2009

Christain Judges and Juries


Sister Marie Marot is found not guilty of running a red light and killing a 16 year old boy. This verdict was handed down despite eyewitness testimony to the contrary. Of course there was the usual statement from the Vatican: This order is not affiliated with the Roman Catholic Church.This is an older story but, I could not help but notice the resemblance to someone I'd seen before!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Imagine

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Imagine if you will; you have the knowledge of the future. Nothing that will happen can possibly happen, without your prior knowledge. You cannot be surprised. This would be my definition of hell. Where would the excitement in your existence be? Now imagine once again; you can never die, the boredom goes on forever. This would =Hell2;you have to live forever knowing everything you are going to do. Every outcome of every decision, every toss of the coin, every book and movie are already in your head as if it just happened. Let’s just imagine one more thing; suppose you where omnipotent and all knowing. You can do anything and, you know everything. There is nothing you can’t do and nothing you don’t know. That would =Hell, you have the power to do anything you want but, what’s the use? You know how everything will turn out. Holy shit, what a miserable fucking hell that would be! Just fucking kill me please! No wonder god is such a miserable prick!

Cleanliness is next to

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"Cleanliness is next to smelling good."[T L Ray]

“Belief is like a hospital where people go when they are sick of thinking. “[T L Ray]

“You were a good person before you came to believe what you believe, and you will be a good person no matter what you believe; unless you come to believe that some people do not matter.” [T L Ray]

“Living your life using a favorite book as your guide, is a little like eating only chocolate, it may feel good for awhile but it’s obviously not a balanced diet.” [T L Ray]

The only holy trinity is logic, reason and compassion.” [T L Ray]

“If the religious are good for god, that means the rest of us are good for nothing. “ [T L Ray]

“If we could just let our children come up with their own imaginary friends, the world would be a better place to live.” [T L Ray]

“Non-theistic people do not fly airplanes onto buildings or murder doctors in church.” [I read something like this somewhere]

"If people think that they will be punished for all eternity for being evil, that’s a good thing. If they think they can be forgiven at the 11th hour, that’s a bad thing." [T L Ray]

Dear God

Dear God,

It has recently come to my attention, that you would like me to kill all the non-believers. I have given this matter much consideration; however I have noticed that none of the 2000 year old memos that you sent, seem to be in your hand writing. I’m not questioning your motives as I am aware that you “work in mysterious ways”. I am only looking to clarify a few of the finer point’s i.e.; should I stone them or what? I know this has been your preferred mode of execution in the past but, since your last communiqué, there have been many advancements in the field of death and destruction. We have been very busy down here you know. There were also some questions as to what you want done with the gays. Do you want me to kill all the gay people or just the ones who don’t believe in you? It’s all kind of confusing, and there are so many unanswered questions that I’m afraid we’ll have to set up a meeting to go over your plan in detail. I would be quite embarrassed if I got this wrong. The thought has occurred to me, that I may have been completely misinformed. Please have you secretary call me at your earliest convenience to set up an appointment. I look forward to our meeting and may the force be with you…Just kidding!

Sincerely

[You’re Name Here]

Devoted Worshiper

Love me [Lyrics]

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Do the things I tell you, or I will make you pay.

Love me, love me, love me, it’s the only way.

Love me or I’ll kill you, I’ll make you suffer dear.

I can’t take your insolence; it’s more than I can bear.

All I want is your sweet love till the day you die.

Wipe your eyes and come to me, baby don’t you cry.

Do the things I tell you ,or I will make you pay.

Love me, love me, love me, it’s the only way.

When the others turn their backs, forgetting I’m the one,

Together we will cut their throats and leave them in the sun.

If the others do not love me, you should kill them all.

Heaven knows you can’t walk ‘till you learn to crawl.

Do the things I tell you, or I will make you pay.

Love me, love me, love me, it’s the only way.

So Crawl to me on bended knees and give me all your stuff.

You won’t need for anything, you’ll always have enough.

When you leave this retched place and come to live with me.

I will take good care of you just you wait and see.

Do the things I tell you, or I will make you pay.

Love me, love me, love me, it’s the only way.

When I set your friends o fire, you won’t even care.

They could have loved me too, don’t say it isn’t fair.

You know I loved them, just the same as I loved you,

But I have no control of what they say or do.

Do the things I tell you, or I will make you pay.

Love me, love me, love me, it’s the only way.