“Living your life using a favorite book as your guide, is a little like eating only chocolate, it may feel good for awhile but it’s obviously not a balanced diet.” [T L Ray]
The only holy trinity is logic, reason and compassion.” [T L Ray]
“If the religious are good for god, that means the rest of us are good for nothing. “ [T L Ray]
“If we could just let our children come up with their own imaginary friends, the world would be a better place to live.” [T L Ray]
“Non-theistic people do not fly airplanes onto buildings or murder doctors in church.” [I read something like this somewhere]
"If people think that they will be punished for all eternity for being evil, that’s a good thing. If they think they can be forgiven at the 11th hour, that’s a bad thing." [T L Ray]
Dear God,
It has recently come to my attention, that you would like me to kill all the non-believers. I have given this matter much consideration; however I have noticed that none of the 2000 year old memos that you sent, seem to be in your hand writing. I’m not questioning your motives as I am aware that you “work in mysterious ways”. I am only looking to clarify a few of the finer point’s i.e.; should I stone them or what? I know this has been your preferred mode of execution in the past but, since your last communiqué, there have been many advancements in the field of death and destruction. We have been very busy down here you know. There were also some questions as to what you want done with the gays. Do you want me to kill all the gay people or just the ones who don’t believe in you? It’s all kind of confusing, and there are so many unanswered questions that I’m afraid we’ll have to set up a meeting to go over your plan in detail. I would be quite embarrassed if I got this wrong. The thought has occurred to me, that I may have been completely misinformed. Please have you secretary call me at your earliest convenience to set up an appointment. I look forward to our meeting and may the force be with you…Just kidding!
Sincerely
[You’re Name Here]
Devoted Worshiper
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Do the things I tell you, or I will make you pay.
Love me, love me, love me, it’s the only way.
Love me or I’ll kill you, I’ll make you suffer dear.
I can’t take your insolence; it’s more than I can bear.
All I want is your sweet love till the day you die.
Wipe your eyes and come to me, baby don’t you cry.
Do the things I tell you ,or I will make you pay.
Love me, love me, love me, it’s the only way.
When the others turn their backs, forgetting I’m the one,
Together we will cut their throats and leave them in the sun.
If the others do not love me, you should kill them all.
Heaven knows you can’t walk ‘till you learn to crawl.
Do the things I tell you, or I will make you pay.
Love me, love me, love me, it’s the only way.
So Crawl to me on bended knees and give me all your stuff.
You won’t need for anything, you’ll always have enough.
When you leave this retched place and come to live with me.
I will take good care of you just you wait and see.
Do the things I tell you, or I will make you pay.
Love me, love me, love me, it’s the only way.
When I set your friends o fire, you won’t even care.
They could have loved me too, don’t say it isn’t fair.
You know I loved them, just the same as I loved you,
But I have no control of what they say or do.
Do the things I tell you, or I will make you pay.
Love me, love me, love me, it’s the only way.
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