New Old Sayings?

“A coward dies a thousand deaths; a brave man gets himself blown away.”

“A friend in need is a pain in the butt. “

“A place for everything and everything in it's ……………..place “

“A stitch in time saves embarrassment. “

“Actions speak louder than writing whinny assed letters.”

“All work and no play makes Jack a tired some'bitch .”

“Always look on the bright side, 'cause you can't see in the freakin' dark!”

“Appearances are deceiving 'cept ugly. Ugly aint foolin' no one.”

“Apples don't fall far from the tree…. less it's a pine tree.”

“Beauty is only skin deep, unless you're into blood-n-guts”

“Better a big fish in a little pond than a little fish in a big frying pan”

“A bird in the hand is better than a sharp stick in the eye.”

“Children should be seen and not beaten to death.”

“Cleanliness is next to smelling good. “

“Dead men tell no tales. Their damn good listeners though”

“Discretion is the better part of velour.”

“Do as I say,not as I mumble incoharently.”

“Don't criticize a man 'till you've walked a mile away.”

“Don't put all of your eggs in one omelet. “

“Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free, lsd can make you see stuff.”

“Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent something something.”

“Finders keepers losers!”

“Find a penny, pick it up - all the day you'll have a back ache.”

“Hear no evil-see no evil-speak no evil. Die of boredom.”

“If life gives you lemons, make like you don't give a fat rats ass!”

“If you are not part of the solution, you suck.”

“If you can't say anything nice don't say anything nice.”

“Never beat a dead horse, less you're tenderizing.”

“Perseverance moves mountains, impatience blows them to hell.”

“The road to hell is paved with good intentions and fairy dust!”

“Too many cooks spoil the broth, unless you boil the hell out of them.”

“Two heads are better than one, unless you actually have two heads!”

“Variety is the spice of life 'till you get caught.”

“Early to bed early to rise makes a man f*cking predictable.”

“Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.”

“Looking for an honest politician is like diving for squirrels. “