Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Christianity Test

Christianity Test
1. Do you believe in leprechauns?
2. Do you believe in ghosts?
3. Do you believe abortion is OK?
4. Do you believe  unicorns exist?
5. Do you believe in demons?
6. Do you believe in witches?
7. Do you believe in Dragons?
8. Do you believe in wizards?
9. Would you be ok with someone being executed for crimes you committed?
If you scored more than one (1) NO answer; There may be hope for you yet!
Apparently god believes in witches
Samuel 15:23 (King James Version)       For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.
Apparently god believes in Dragons
Isaiah 27:1 (King James Version)
      In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.
Apparently god believes in Unicorns
Job 39:9-12 (King James Version)
      Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

      Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

      Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?

      Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
Apparently god believes in abortions
Hosea 13:16 (King James Version)
     Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces and their women with child shall be ripped up.
Apparently God/Jesus believes in ghost
Luke 24:39 (New Living Translation)
      Look at my hands. Look at my feet. You can see that it’s really me. Touch me and make sure that I am not a ghost, because ghosts don’t have bodies, as you see that I do.”
If you are a true believer; someone was already executed for the crimes you’ve committed, and you’re ok with it! you rejoice in it!
Hebrews 9:12-14 (New Living Translation)
       With his own blood—not the blood of goats and calves—he entered the Most Holy Place once for all time and secured our redemption forever.

       Under the old system, the blood of goats and bulls and the ashes of a young cow could cleanse people’s bodies from ceremonial impurity. 14 Just think how much more the blood of Christ will purify our consciences from sinful deeds so that we can worship the living God. For by the power of the eternal Spirit, Christ offered himself to God as a perfect sacrifice for our sins.

Of course God believes in demons, silly!


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