Goverment documented proof, that the USA was not founded as a Christian nation

I'm sure many people have heard of this document but, I decided to through up a link anyway just to be sure. If you click on this excerpt you can see this document in it's entirety, on a Government web site.

Intelligents of The Gods

My question is; why do omnipotent beings always choose to speak to one or two people at a time? They pass the most vital “rules and regulations” off to a single person who must disseminate this high priority information to the best of their ability! This makes absolutely no sense. If a lowly creature such as humans can invent “mass media” why do all the gods seem to lack the ability? We all know that a story will change from teller to teller. This has been proven time and time again, if we do not agree on this simple fact, (get an education, start here: Google search "stories change from teller to teller"). Given that an all knowing being would know that stories change from person to person and that the message would change, why do they not speak to us all at one time? Imagine the impact that would have! “Wow dude did you hear that?” “Yeah man! My sister called from California, she heard it too!” “I must have asked a hundred people, they all heard it! The news channels are saying its worldwide! Everybody on the planet heard it!” “GOD IS REAL!” sadly this is not to be.

What assumptions can be made from this?

· Humans are smarter than the gods.

· The gods are Idiots.

· The messages are not really important.

· The gods do not care if everyone gets the message (or even the right message)

· The messages are not really from an all-powerful, all-knowing deity

· Gods are not all-powerful.

· Gods like to pick people out and give them impossible tasks.

· The people that say they have heard from gods are lying (or delusional).

· Gods do not exist.

I’m not saying any point is right or wrong. I’m just saying that if I was one of the thousands of gods who have been competing for the adoration of the lovely little humans, I would make myself stand out by talking to them all at once! Then I alone would be their one true GOD! muuuwaahahaha! “Cuz that’s how I roll!” Imagine “me” the smartest god of all! <;P

I Breath Alone

Under bright lights I breath alone, and naked. The future is about me. I begin to acquire intangible bits of make believe. I cling to the draperies of my own existence, in denial of my pending doom. I am for for now in the course of a blink, a wisp in passing. Shh! If I hide under the covers, no one can see me.

Brain Washed from Birth

          I was watching a debate on atheism and heard Professor Peter Atkins say “Religion is a self delusion” I was thinking about it and it occurs to me that he may be right but the underlying cause of the delusion was never discussed. I believe It comes down to psychological conditioning; brain washing pure and simple. It starts at an early age. When you are brought up in a religious society, you are bombarded with references to religion on a daily basis. Try this experiment: go throughout your day and count how many references of the super natural you hear or see in the course of your day. When I say super natural; I mean anything that you can find reference to in a holy book; things like god, Jesus, angels, ghost, devil, demons, and any reference to religion of any kind, even if it is something as simple as saying "God bless you" when someone sneezes. I think you may be amazed.

          Your own parents are a part of your brain washing; they tell you about god, Santa, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny, It doesn't take long for this “house of cards” to tumble down and your parents “cave in” and confess to lying about all but god! This is because they believe; because they went through the brainwashing process. Every God question had some sort of explanation, supernaturally incredulous explanations but, explanations none the less. Being naturally curious, we question the existence of God and never get a clear understanding but, we are told that “it's part of Gods plan that we cannot prove his existence because he wants us to believe in him” if he gave us proof it would no longer take faith and faith is what it takes to get to heaven. Heaven is the preferred place to go. Yeah...and buy the way there is this place called HELL were all the non-believers go!
          Placing all these pressures on the minds of small children, still learning their own language is tantamount to brainwashing. They inevitably wind up on their knees praying to god not to send them to hell! I know I did.

Me Own Mum!

This is the tail end of a email I received from my mom!
The email shows a group of photos depicting various government buildings with the ten commandments built into the architecture and ends with this statement:
It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God.
Therefore, it is very hard to understand why there is such a mess about having the Ten Commandments on display or 'In God We Trust' on our money and having God in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the other 14% to Sit Down and SHUT UP!!!

If you agree, pass this on and keep it going!

If you wish to see the whole thing it can be found here; http://www.pearlharborsurvivorsonline.org/html/GOD%20BLESS%20AMERICA.htm

Of course my dutiful mother passed it on to everyone in her address book!
This was my reply:

NOTE:CLICK IMAGE FOR EASE OF READING CHART.

This poll suggest that Christians comprise 77 % of the population. That leaves 23%. The current population of the US as of Jul 2008 is 304,059,724
that means that 69,933,736 (Almost 70 million) people should "just sit down and shut up" when you Christians think you have the right to introduce your religion onto our government.
I guess we'll just sit down and shut up! NOT!

PS. your numbers seem to be dropping off a tad.

Was I to hard on mom? should I just ignore her Christian chain letters?

New Old Sayings?

“A coward dies a thousand deaths; a brave man gets himself blown away.”

“A friend in need is a pain in the butt. “

“A place for everything and everything in it's ……………..place “

“A stitch in time saves embarrassment. “

“Actions speak louder than writing whinny assed letters.”

“All work and no play makes Jack a tired some'bitch .”

“Always look on the bright side, 'cause you can't see in the freakin' dark!”

“Appearances are deceiving 'cept ugly. Ugly aint foolin' no one.”

“Apples don't fall far from the tree…. less it's a pine tree.”

“Beauty is only skin deep, unless you're into blood-n-guts”

“Better a big fish in a little pond than a little fish in a big frying pan”

“A bird in the hand is better than a sharp stick in the eye.”

“Children should be seen and not beaten to death.”

“Cleanliness is next to smelling good. “

“Dead men tell no tales. Their damn good listeners though”

“Discretion is the better part of velour.”

“Do as I say,not as I mumble incoharently.”

“Don't criticize a man 'till you've walked a mile away.”

“Don't put all of your eggs in one omelet. “

“Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free, lsd can make you see stuff.”

“Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent something something.”

“Finders keepers losers!”

“Find a penny, pick it up - all the day you'll have a back ache.”

“Hear no evil-see no evil-speak no evil. Die of boredom.”

“If life gives you lemons, make like you don't give a fat rats ass!”

“If you are not part of the solution, you suck.”

“If you can't say anything nice don't say anything nice.”

“Never beat a dead horse, less you're tenderizing.”

“Perseverance moves mountains, impatience blows them to hell.”

“The road to hell is paved with good intentions and fairy dust!”

“Too many cooks spoil the broth, unless you boil the hell out of them.”

“Two heads are better than one, unless you actually have two heads!”

“Variety is the spice of life 'till you get caught.”

“Early to bed early to rise makes a man f*cking predictable.”

“Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.”

“Looking for an honest politician is like diving for squirrels. “

Tangled Web

       Anytime you put words in the mouth of god you have to defend them forever. You cannot simply rewrite the words your god has spoken every time there is a new discovery. It has been impossible for the church to keep up with the modern educated view of the world, without going back and admitting that they just made it up and nobody actually heard god say: Slugs and/or snails melt as they move, The mustard seed is the smallest seed in the world or that a house or clothing can have leprosy which can be cured buy chanting a few words while flinging birds blood about the place! The church would like nothing more than to embrace Darwin and rewrite the bible to include the fossil record, fill it with actual science but, they can’t! They are simply stuck in the quagmire of dogma and deceit  “ oh what a tangled web we weave”

Christianity Test

Christianity Test

1. Do you believe in leprechauns?

2. Do you believe in ghosts?

3. Do you believe abortion is OK?

4. Do you believe  unicorns exist?

5. Do you believe in demons?

6. Do you believe in witches?

7. Do you believe in Dragons?

8. Do you believe in wizards?

9. Would you be ok with someone being executed for crimes you committed?

If you scored more than one (1) NO answer; There may be hope for you yet!

Apparently god believes in witches

Samuel 15:23 (King James Version)       For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

Apparently god believes in Dragons

Isaiah 27:1 (King James Version)       In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.

Apparently god believes in Unicorns

Job 39:9-12 (King James Version)       Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?       Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?       Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?       Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?

Apparently god believes in abortions

Hosea 13:16 (King James Version)      Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces and their women with child shall be ripped up.

Apparently God/Jesus believes in ghost

Luke 24:39 (New Living Translation)       Look at my hands. Look at my feet. You can see that it’s really me. Touch me and make sure that I am not a ghost, because ghosts don’t have bodies, as you see that I do.”

If you are a true believer; someone was already executed for the crimes you’ve committed, and you’re ok with it! you rejoice in it!

Hebrews 9:12-14 (New Living Translation)        With his own blood—not the blood of goats and calves—he entered the Most Holy Place once for all time and secured our redemption forever.        Under the old system, the blood of goats and bulls and the ashes of a young cow could cleanse people’s bodies from ceremonial impurity. 14 Just think how much more the blood of Christ will purify our consciences from sinful deeds so that we can worship the living God. For by the power of the eternal Spirit, Christ offered himself to God as a perfect sacrifice for our sins.

Of course God believes in demons, silly!

Off Topic

This is way off my usual topic but this guy rocks people!



Tell me you don't love it.

Christian Death Camps?

Despite what the media has been spewing lately; this country was not founded as a Christian nation! In fact it is quite the opposite. We have to fight for the separation of church and state. It needs to remain an essential component of our government. Without it we will slowly lose our right do worship or not any god we choose. If a law is passed that favors Christianity; we are one step closer to becoming a "Christian Nation". A Christian might ask; why would I care if this nation becomes a Christian nation, made up of entirely Christian laws? This could only be a good thing right? Well it sounds great but the churches already had their shot at running everything. We were given the Dark Ages (a period in which the churches were in power and suppressed anything that threatened that power buy any means necessary) The inquisitions and the witch trials just a few examples of Christian rule. Many Christians would love to see the laws of the bible strictly enforced. Still sounds great huh? Well let’s have a look shall we?

• A father would have the right to sell his daughters into slavery. [Exodus 21:7] I have two, their college educated. I should be able to net a tidy little profit!
• That's right slavery would be legal [Exodus 21 Slavery Rules] Good, you can't buy good help these days!
• Wearing a poly cotton blend of fabric would be against the law [Lev. 19:19] WTF
• Women would not be allowed to speak in church.[Corinthians 14:34] HooYa! Finally; a place I can go to get away from her constant yakking!
• Unruly children would be stoned to death [Lev. 20:9] Do your home work or I'll kill  you with a rock, ya little prick!
• Anyone caught working on the Sabbath would be put to death.[Exodus 31:15] Fuck yeah' at least I'll get one day off!
• Men could have more than one wife[Genesis 4:19] Woot!
• Wives have to be submissive [Colossians 3:18] Stay home raise my kids and clean the fucking house; now gimme' some sugar baby!
• Rape victims would be required by law to marry their attackers.[Deut. 22:28-29 ] Serves the bitch right!
• The death penalty for: striking a parent [Exodus 21:15] Yeah, I punched that fucker for beating my mom so many times!
• The death penalty for: Witchcraft [Ex. 22:18] ding dong!
• The death penalty for: Idolatry [Lev. 20:2] Vote For Your Favorite Idol Now! Dial L-E-V-202 on your cell phone!
• The death penalty for: Premarital sex [Deut. 22:20-21] There goes 90% of the population
• The death penalty for: Adultery [Deut. 22:22]There goes the other 10%
• The death penalty for: Incest [Lev. 20:11-12[ Yeah, you know who you are!
• The death penalty for: Homosexuality [Lev. 20:13] Shut Up Girl!
• The death penalty for: Bestiality [Lev. 20:15] These fuckers need help man!
• The death penalty for: Blaspheming God (being an atheist or believing in other gods) [Lev. 24:16] KILL! KILL! KILL THEM ALL!
• The death penalty for: False prophecy [Deut. 13:1-5 ]Hello, psychic hotline? ...Die Bitches!

These are just a few things you could be murdered for under the laws of the bible. The death houses would have to run nonstop. We would put Hitler to shame and when there was one man left alive in America, he would have to kill himself!We are all guilty of at least one of these and if you say you're not, you're a liar. Lying is a sin; the penalty for sin is death [Prov. 19:9]

You might say to yourself; this could never happen in the US, and you would be wrong. There are a lot of fundamentalist Christians in America. They are pushing their agenda and winning small victories all the time. They push trough laws on city, county, state and federal levels. If you sit silent and do not raise your voice in opposition, you are giving your consent. By not speaking up and doing your part to keep the separation of church and state, you have already giving in to Christian rule. Even a moderate Christian knows that living by bible law would be bad. That’s why we fight on all the seemingly small issues like printing “In God We Trust” on our currency. It is not representative of all Americans and must be stopped!